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Guess Who? The Best Corona Facial Hair At ACS


Guess Who? The Best Facial Hair of 2020

Looking like a caveman has become popular during Quarantine. Some of the popular hairstyles include a shaved head, an outgrown horsetail, and finally the rarest of them all: a nice ordered haircut. But by far my favorite aspect of the quarantine is when “men” try to grow an actual beard. The outcome of these failed attempts is actually hilarious. Are you down to play a “guess who” and try to guess who is the student who grew such a horrible beard?

Hugh Jackman? Is that you? A little trim would definitely be welcome in this case. Pros: he can actually grow a beard and the werewolf look gets chicks. Cons: well, I think it’s obvious. Did you guess who it is? 

Answer: Lucas Nemtala

Looks like one of the little pigs grew some chin hair. Great idea, terrible execution. Let’s start a fundraiser to help this poor man buy a Gillette. No one should deserve to look this bad on a daily basis. 

Answer: Mirko Leble.

Is this supposed to be a beard? Oh god, are people blocking again and maybe that is why La Paz is short on blades? Someone help because this has absolutely no justification. 

Answer: Edu Canelas

I have never seen a blond mustache so this is a first. I’d say it looks great, but to be honest you this does not look good at all. You look like a peach, but even a peach has more facial hair. 

Answer: Matias Arredondo. 

Here we have another little pig. I’m about to start a new CSP called “Help these lost Souls” to get the blades these kids desperately need. We need to work on increasing the density of your facial hair, so maybe try to grow it again in twenty to thirty years from now. No more to say. 

Answer: Nathaniel Calderon

Thor be looking at this and asking Odin why he didn’t get such a beard. This just looks amazing. If you see him walking down the street, the color of the light does not matter, just go and take a picture with him because I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life. Honestly though, just shave man. This looks like a lollypop that fell flat on the floor of a barber shop. 

Answer: Matias Taborga. 

No one in a healthy state of mind could ever grow such an awful mustache. 

Answer: Me. 

ACS has great people with amazing talents and brilliant minds. I conclude that facial hair is not one of our strong suits. 

Santiago DeGrandchant

I’m Santiago de Grandchant, a 16-year-old junior who loves soccer and horseback riding. I am widely regarded as the next Barack Obama although sometimes people confuse me with Schwarzenegger.

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